Eureka! I Made It Through White Linen Night"! Now On to Dirty Linen Night!

Of course, I always make it through. The issue is can I make it through without spilling anything on myself. (My usual is red wine). This year I made it home about 11 pm only a little wrinkled. But, no matter this Saturday is Dirty Linen Night. So, while I'm not stained, I am dirty. I should fit in just fine!